Saturday 19 January 2013

NO Money NO BOSS!! ~~Brainless

No $$ NO BOSS - Define :-if u no money dont pretend u are millionaire or rich like my idol bill gate, so please dont act like rich men and smart business men in here, cause actually u are stupid-est+ idiot-est = brain-rosak liao.

Real story begin:
KJ getting married soon, everybody happy for her, but she felt disappointed and gonna kill 2 persons which they thought they are the smartest and big boss in Sarawak (maybe they even thought they are riches person in the world leh, who knows-PUI (pui means vomit)

MR Gam (KJ's boss) MR Joy (KJ's client) so MR Gam & Joy are the person who thought they are the riches person in the world.


Conversation start:

KJ : Boss...how come i didn't receive my salary yet?(on the 9th of January 2013)

MR Gam : i want to receive ur client's payment 1st then i will pay u after that

Remark: recept wor...RECEIVE la MR Gam...(the smartest riches business in the world wor-PUI) 

Story is like this, KJ is the business development Manager in the company unfortunately she have to do all the things such as : sales, correct payment( dai yi long-short form AH LONG-eng form-tiger shark) , management, website planning, marketing strategy and everything... guys can u imagine KJ got how many hand now?-8 just like octopus but she only got 2 hands.  Anyway, MR Joy has debts in KJ's company, nearly 10k, therefore MR Gam don't wanna pay KJ's salary unless MR Joy payment settled.

KJ : hi MR Joy, when can you settle your payment? 
Mr Joy : soon ya..don't worry
KJ: ok...thanks

after one week,
KJ : good afternoon MR Joy
Mr Joy: good afternoon
KJ : can u settle your debts within this week?
Mr Joy : sure...don't worry
KJ : ok ...thanks

after a week again,
KJ ; my boss ask me again , when can u settle your payment?
Mr Joy: wait k..im still waiting for my cheque, dont worry ..i will inform u once i bank in
KJ : honestly i'm getting married on next monday, but my boss really don't care at all, he wont pay me salary unless u settled yours 1st
Mr Joy : ...........( totally no reply)

on the 15th of January,
KJ : my boss burn my ass this morning, said if u dont pay , i gonna pay and seriously i need that money for my wedding, i need to buy things and for my family as well, i really got a hard time here MR Joy
MR Joy : really sorry ..my cheaque date on this friday(means 18th of jan), so i would bank in to u by friday afternoon..im really sorry
KJ : i need that money for my wedding preparation and my wedding is on next monday
Mr Joy: i understand that..dont worry k

on the 18th of jan,

KJ : good afternoon...please banl in cheque by today ya 
KJ : u already promise me remember?
KJ : please......
KJ : My wedding on next monday and i only left 2 more days to buy things 
KJ : can u respond to me boss?
MR Joy : ya...
KJ : what time?
KJ ; after bank in , please take a pic and send thru whataaps ya...thanks...what time boss?

few hours left.........................

KJ : have u bank in yet boss?
KJ : u break the promise again? can u answer me?
Mr Joy : sorry......tomorrow SURE i bank in to u, something happen just now, dont worry k
KJ : how can i not worry boss?u keep delay and my pay delay also.....









Mr Gam called KJ ....ring ring ring

KJ : Hello boss
Mr Gam : r u ok ?u need help?u sound like u need money so much...how's ur preparation for your wedding?bla...bla...bla.....

KJ so happy and thought that her boss still a human (not cold blood at all) so she decided to check her bank account , and wish that she can see her amount increase...

after that, MOTHER FUCKER...u son of the bitch....WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

u know what ?fuck u Mr Gam...!!! we are friend for 10 years longer, u know i got a hard time here, u dont pay me never mind, why called me for your fucking concern...FUCK ....you can not be reconciled to pay my salary, 这样也看不破那一点小钱。。亏我还帮你那么多。。算我看错人,是我太笨。。


And u Mr Joy fuck u la... no money no need to operate business ... fuck u both......!!!!!!!! you both better go GAM JOY each other!!!! fuck YOU!!!!!